Audio-books Are Lazy

Four posts in less than an hour. TAKE THAT, LOGIC.

But, you know how it is. 

I did posts on my books. Now I can say some stuff that I've been meaning to get out to the people. :D

Audio-books are for the lazy. 

     Why listen to someone else do the work for you, when you can read the book yourself? You can have the freedom to read words in any way you want. You can pronounce things your own ways, right?

     Freedom of speech?

Well. What if the person reading the book has the flattest, most monotonous voice ever? That's boring! You might as well just use the book as a pillow! And then the librarians will have you banned from the library for drooling on their books.

      So just don't get audio-books, kids! They just aren't as much fun as reading the book yourself. Imagine if life were turned upside down, and there were only audiobooks, and your teachers's lectures were written on paper. It just isn't right.